I have heard “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” several times already this month and who knows how many times I have heard it throughout my life.
Yet it was only the other day that it suddenly struck me, the other reindeer, what a shower of bastards!
First they pick on poor Rudolph for his deformity, then they change their tune because he gains the patronage of a North Pole Celebrity! The other reindeer are shallow bigots who are only really fit to become reindeer burgers.
While I’m on a Christmas song rant, the kids who think Snowmen come to life and talk to them, what the hell are they on and where can I buy some?
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hey Kev,
Thanks for the RANT. Unfortunately, the world is full of shallow bigots.. I still love Christmas and Rudolph. I watched it every year on TV as a kid, and now sit with my kids when they watch it on DVD, then sing the song a couple of times a day. As to Frosty, I never thought it was as good as Rudolph, but that’s just me.
~ Steve, aka “trade show booths”
PS. Thanks for accepting my comment on the aquarium post. Unfortunately, our new goldfish won’t be celebrating Christmas with us… bummer.