This is doing the rounds of SMS messages in the UK at the moment, see wikipedia for more info if you are outside the UK or have been spared the song being played everywhere.
Take a flight to Dallas.
Hire a car.
Head North to Oklahoma.
Go West to Texas.
Pick up signs for it on interstate 35.
That’s the fucking way to Amarillo!
Please note I have not checked these directions so don’t blame me if you get lost 
Kev
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I hate that song…..