This table has been scientifically constructed, the scale of one to three comes from Eddie Cochran hit ‘Three Steps to Heaven’ mainly because I am too lazy to construct a bigger grid. The ratings are based on my extensive experience of the subject love . (Ha Ha!)
Admitedly it is Hetro-centric please feel free to copy and create gay and lesbian versions, a credit and link back here would be nice.
Love Ready Reckoner
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Their love
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Your
Love |
1
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2
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3
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1
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1
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2
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3
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2
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2
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4
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6
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3
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3
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6
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9
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If the score is
1. You love each other equally but only enough to be good friends for the rest of your life.
4. You have a firm basis for a long lasting and loving relationship, congratulations.
9. Oh too much you will be the couple that makes others vomit, five years together then spectacular breakup a lawyers dream!
If your score is
2. Sorry unrequited love but it is better than nothing.
3. You are into creepy stalker territory here, stop it before the law does.
6. You can get by on this but you will have to put some work.
Men : Marriage is your best hope deal with your commitment issues!
Women : We are talking giving him his life long fantasy, what is it and is he worth it?
If they score
2. Basically you will have broken their heart but don’t feel too bad not everyone gets that chance.
3. You have a stalker watch out for those rustling bushes and telephoto lenses.
6. They will be doing lots of things to please you, could be fun or even kinky!
